RØBBER

Røbber is a hardcore band from Orange County, California, established in 2016. Five degenerate punks in ski masks. Dedicated to mugging fans, swiping drinks from bar and stealing the spotlight at any show.

Members

Mason

Max

David

Chris

Shea

Decided against being back up vocals because he said it would distract him from thinking about meats.

You can sometimes catch him in the tofu isle of the grocery store preaching the gospel of medium-rare to vegans.

He’s banned from every BBQ joint in town for trying to “liberate” a slab of ribs in his cargo pants.

Claims he can tell your future by reading the char marks on a burger patty—spoiler: it’s always “you’re screwed.”

Last seen wrestling a his dog for the last rib at a cookout.

Guitar

Owns one of the states largest collection of plastic flamingos. His backyard is a graveyard of pink plastic birds he “rescues” from yard sales.

Almost quit the band after hearing about Max trying to arm wrestle a parrot.

Bass

Was once kicked out of pets plus for trying to arm wrestle a parrot.

Can be found chain smoking behind a dumpster arguing with his shadow.

Drums.

Has been chasing the perfect nap since he wished for it on his 13th birthday.

Was voted "Most likely to join a cult" at his continuation school.

Sleeps with top ramen under his bed.

Told everyone the reason he was a virgin until getting married was that "he wanted to" and not because they didn't.

Vocals

Claims to own a lava lamp that's haunted.

Tells women he can predict the weather by feeling their boobs—zero accuracy so far.

Says his dream job is installing wifi in homeless encampments.

Guitar/Vocals